Is Fish Could Talk.......(messed up story xD)
Bob:Hey Jim
Jim:Hey Bob!
Bob:Did Ya hear about harold?
jim:?
Bob: he was fished =O
Jim:
Bob: hes now canned tuna :'(
Jim: :'(
Bob: BUT hey did ya know theres a new game coming out?!
Jim: meh i dont care much for games
Bob: ..........................................................................................................................................................................WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?!*leaves*
Jim: Bob!
Bob: ?
Jim: Hook
Bob: ya right! *sees hook with worm* hey look a worm!
Jim: BOB NOOOOOOOOOOO
Bob: *bites and gets reeled up*
1 month later.....
Jim: he was a good man and will be remembered *claps*
Jim's Wife: That was beautiful :'D
Jim: Meh
Jim's Wife: cmon the kids want to go bowl
Jim's Kids: Yeah!
Jim: ok ok xD
at the bowling ally
Jim: 11th strike ya dad >:3
Jim's Kids: Yeah dad!
leaving bowling ally and at home
Jim and Wife: ok good night kids and dont let the fish hooks bite :3
Jim's Kids: we wont!
going down ally to store
Jim: hey look a thug xD
Thug: Hey,Shrimp, gimmi yo money
Jim: No and i...am...a........HALIBIT!
Jim beats up thug with bat
Thug: ok ok man just leave meh alone *runs crying*
goes to store
Casher: that will be 15$
Jim: for BEER?!
Casher: yes -.-
Jim: Screw Dis xD
home
Jim: welp time to go to bed
wakes up
Jim: Mornin
*finds wife dead*
Jim: ERMERGERD! *sees beer broke*
Jim: Beer r u ok!? dont worry ull be fine!
finds kids dead
Jim: ...............i told them not to go near the hooks :l
i hope u likes this really messed up story xD
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