I had seen stories on the news about how scientists had discovered a parasite which can take host of a dead insect’s body, to guide it to a fresh victim. That’s mostly accurate, but instead of parasites, it is bacteria. From what I’ve gathered, the bacteria are transmitted through just about any open part of the body. That’s why I was lucky. I didn’t have a girlfriend or any partner, whom I could share my spit with. My good looking friends died almost straight away, and the more nerdy ones like me quickly disappeared. I was surprised that they died. We all used to watch zombie movies together, and play zombie games. We used to formulate plans for a zombie apocalypse in case one ever did happen. Unfortunately for them, they went outside and hung out with each other outside of school, instead of playing video games all day long, like me.