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Mustache :D

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  2. Mustache :D
    Human: awwwww hi little fuz um waz ums
    Cat: go clean something of mine slave.
    Human: anything for uuuu
    Cat: AND GET ME SOME SOFT FOOD!
    Cat's friend: geez, humans
    Cat: ik.....
    Human: meow meow
    Cats: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
    Later that weekend the human was sent to the cats hospital, her wounds were too deep and she died that night.
    THE END
  3. Mustache :D
    Bob:Hey Jim
    Jim:Hey Bob!
    Bob:Did Ya hear about harold?
    jim:?
    Bob: he was fished =O
    Jim:
    Bob: hes now canned tuna :'(
    Jim: :'(
    Bob: BUT hey did ya know theres a new game coming out?!
    Jim: meh i dont care much for games
    Bob: ..........................................................................................................................................................................WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?!*leaves*
    Jim: Bob!
    Bob: ?
    Jim: Hook
    Bob: ya right! *sees hook with worm* hey look a worm!
    Jim: BOB NOOOOOOOOOOO
    Bob: *bites and gets reeled up*
    1 month later.....
    Jim: he was a good man and will be remembered *claps*
    Jim's Wife: That was beautiful :'D
    Jim: Meh
    Jim's Wife: cmon the kids want to go bowl
    Jim's Kids: Yeah!
    Jim: ok ok xD
    at the bowling ally
    Jim: 11th strike ya dad >:3
    Jim's Kids: Yeah dad!
    leaving bowling ally and at home
    Jim and Wife: ok good night kids and dont let the fish hooks bite :3
    Jim's Kids: we wont!
    going down ally to store
    Jim: hey look a thug xD
    Thug: Hey,Shrimp, gimmi yo money
    Jim: No and i...am...a........HALIBIT!
    Jim beats up thug with bat
    Thug: ok ok man just leave meh alone *runs crying*
    goes to store
    Casher: that will be 15$
    Jim: for BEER?!
    Casher: yes -.-
    Jim: Screw Dis xD
    home
    Jim: welp time to go to bed
    wakes up
    Jim: Mornin
    *finds wife dead*
    Jim: ERMERGERD! *sees beer broke*
    Jim: Beer r u ok!? dont worry ull be fine!
    finds kids dead
    Jim: ...............i told them not to go near the hooks :l
    i hope u likes this really messed up story xD