A Guide to Surviving The Apocalypse

[SpitefulBatman 1,365]

A Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse

Created by the creators of the Apocalypse

(If the creators know this information, its probably useless)

 

The apocalypse is a death ridden event that overwhelmes all who take part. As such we felt it important to give you tips on how to survive. This year is a bit different as it seems that the armies have infiltrated the ranks of the administration team, giving them a vastly overwhelming gain in power.

 

Your Town is the most important thing, if you can keep it alive for long enough, you may just be able to survive the apocalypse without dying 100 times. Having said that, the infection has spread into the taxation team and slowly the taxes are rising. You are going to need a lot of money if you plan on riding out the tax increases.

 

Generally speaking, if you dont have or have lost your town, the server cities are the next safest place. Usually the final stand will occur in one of these cities. Because of this, they are *usually* safe havens during the apocalypse.

 

Surviving in the wild can get tough, as the apocalypse progresses the zombies learn more and more, for example they learn to tower over walls or dig straight through them. These instincts often get people killed. It is a much safer bet to work as a team, the larger the team the more likely you will survive.

 

If you value your items, and lets face it, why would you when the end of the world is nigh, you probably should stash them somewhere safe because you WILL die over and over again. If you are worried about armor and weaponry, don't. There will be armories around. We guarantee that you will lose items during this time and you will not likely get them back.

 

Generally speaking, it is best to stick with the main group during the final phases as they will need help with the big hordes of mobs. This gives you the best opportunity to survive as long as possible and if you die someone can make use of your stuff.

 

We recommend that you build a stronghold with thick walls and plenty of traps and defences. This is going to be necessary to minimising your deaths.

 

Dont have fire near wood, fire spread is due to be turned on, as such they will likely betray you in your time of need.

Beware of creepers as their explosions will start to damage the world!

 

Finally, if you dont want to drop items, it may be worth investing into a few months of premium or VIP while the apocalypse goes on. As the war begins to rage on, it will become more and more intense.

 

Good Luck and Happy Surviving.

[wrapmonster 0]

Pssh, This is inaccurate

 

How to survive as good as AdiChii:

 

1. Make fun of Tarquin's Army (It really isn't that impressive...)

2. Hate Chickens! Chickens will always betray you in your time of need. It's best to die from starvation killing them, then live with them.

3. Sacrifice your friends. Their lives aren't as important as yours.

4. Only wear LIME GREEN Leather armour. It protects you way better then diamond armour, along with making you fabulous! <3

5. The fire is your friend. Dance in it!

6. Simply die. Admit it, your life is pretty much meaningless anyways xD

 

I hope these tips help you survive better and may the odds be ever in your favor <3333

[Twistedstar 0]

Pssh, This is inaccurate

 

How to survive as good as AdiChii:

 

1. Make fun of Tarquin's Army (It really isn't that impressive...)

2. Hate Chickens! Chickens will always betray you in your time of need. It's best to die from starvation killing them, then live with them.

3. Sacrifice your friends. Their lives aren't as important as yours.

4. Only wear LIME GREEN Leather armour. It protects you way better then diamond armour, along with making you fabulous! <3

5. The fire is your friend. Dance in it!

6. Simply die. Admit it, your life is pretty much meaningless anyways xD

 

I hope these tips help you survive better and may the odds be ever in your favor <3333

You know, I like this idea! =3

Let's all be fabulous in our lime green armour! 

[Mustache :D 77]

all my months of pvping has prepared me.

 

 

 

 

LIME GREEN ARMOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

*lights forest on fire and dances*\

I am prepared.